This is a fake war depicting the battles against the BZPAllies and Banxis.
- PBZPE39: Adolf Pengler raids Polchatland.
- Invictef Stalin also raids Polchatland.
- May 10th, PBZPE40: Winston Darchill becomes Prime Moderator of United Chatdoms.
- Adolf Pengler continues to raid Frenchat, Belxat, the Netherchats, and Luxatbourg.
- Ben Mesolini declares hacker war on Frenchat.
- June 22nd, PBZPE40: Jahls deGaulle loses; Frenchat surrenders.
- September PBZPE40: Vezhito Kan'in banny-spams Chatina.
- Vezhito, Mesolini, and Pengler form the Banxis powers.
- November PBZE40: Hungarchat, Roxatania and Sloxatia join the Banxis.
- June 22nd PBZE41: The Banxis invades the Soviet Chation to eliminate them as a staff power and to increase Chatbensraum.
- July PBZE41: The Soviet Chation and United Chatdoms form an alliance.
- At this point, much of the Soviet Chation has been populated by many Banxis people.
- April PBZPE42: Vezhito has conquered much of the Southeastern Galaxy chats.
- May PBZPE42: The United Chats (not Chatdoms) and Chatpan engage in friends list spam raids.